No. 1: aggressive pigeons.
We’ll miss these little cuties, with their dirty grey bodies and mangled feet.
Little-known fact: I can read their minds. This one’s saying: “I dare you. Take one more photo and I’ll do a fly-by shit in your lunch”.
No. 2: tube sleepers.
This lady, doing a good job of pretending to sleep, to avoid giving up her seat to a pregnant commuter.
No. 3: posh pooch poop.
You know you’re in a Royal Park when there’s a designated doggy dump area. You know you’re in every other part of London when the designated dump area is the whole bloody neighbourhood.